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Catch Her If You Can

Catch Her If You Can by Tessa Bailey is $4.99! This is book five in the Big Shots series. It came out in January. Bailey’s romances are always a big release, so if you’re still in line for a library hold, this may be worth the sale price.

#1 New York Times bestselling author Tessa Bailey is back with an all-new marriage of convenience, friends-to-lovers sports romance about a baseball catcher and the burlesque club owner he can’t get out of his head.

Madden Donahue, the newest catcher for the Yankees, has been in love with Eve Mitchell since high school, but for some mysterious reason, the burlesque club owner always turns him down. That never stopped him from being her self-appointed protector. Case in point, now that Eve’s sister has left Eve with her two children indefinitely, Madden steps in with a proposition—marry him for the much needed health benefits.

Eve has secretly harbored feelings for Madden all along, but there’s one problem—her best friend Skylar called dibs on him when they were fourteen. Eve has always put their friendship above all else, and she’s not willing to risk losing Skylar over a man. Raised by the local strip club owner, Eve is woefully short on friends and treasures the ones she has. But with Skylar happily paired off, Eve finds herself accepting Madden’s proposal—on the condition that their marriage remains strictly private. She’s not about to let her unique profession and maligned reputation destroy Madden’s shiny new career.

Madden won’t let Eve get away that easily, though. What starts as a marriage of convenience soon ignites into something much hotter, and now it’s up to Madden to convince Eve that their connection is far more than a business arrangement. As the passion builds, can their fake marriage become the real deal?

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The Bookshop Below

The Bookshop Below by Georgia Summers is $2.99! This is Summers’ sophomore novel and I was pretty interested in it when it came out last November. Did any of you pick this one up?

Below the streets of London, a secret network of magical bookshops has existed for millennia. But they’re slowly disappearing, and no one knows why. Only one dishonored bookseller can uncover the truth and rewrite her story—in this spellbinding standalone fantasy novel from the author of The City of Stardust. 

If you want a story that will change your life, Chiron’s bookshop is where you go. For those lucky enough to grace its doors, it’s a glimpse into a world of powerful bargains and deadly ink magic.

For Cassandra Fairfax, it’s a reminder of everything she lost, when Chiron kicked her out and all but shuttered the shop. Since then, she’s used her skills in less ethical ways, trading stolen books and magical readings to wealthy playboys and unscrupulous collectors.

Then Chiron dies under mysterious circumstances. And if Cassandra knows anything, it’s the bookshop must always have an owner.

But she’s not the only one interested. There’s Lowell Sharpe, a dark-eyed, regrettably handsome bookseller she can’t seem to stop bumping into; rival owners who threaten Cassandra from the shadows; and, of course, Chiron’s murderer, who is still on the loose.

As Cassandra tries to uncover the secrets her mentor left behind, a sinister force threatens to unravel the world of the magical bookshops entirely…

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Without a Clue

Without a Clue by Melissa Ferguson is $1.99! This is part murder mystery, part romance. This was released by a Christian publisher, but according to Goodreads reviews, there’s nothing about faith or Christianity in the book. My assumption is that the content is less illutrative, if you will (no graphic depictions of sex or violence, perhaps little to no cursing, etc.).

A laugh-out-loud rom-com wrapped in a whodunit, this high-seas adventure proves that sometimes the best love stories start with a little murder.

Penelope Mae Dupont has one keeping her cool. Which is essential when you’re the personal assistant to renowned mystery author Hugh Griffin. But when Pip organizes a luxury book cruise featuring The Fabulous Seven–a glittering cast of seven bestselling authors known for both their brilliance and their drama–her trademark composure starts slipping. One boat. Seven egos. Hundreds of fans. What could possibly go wrong?

Well . . . murder, for starters.

On day two, Hugh is found dead–and the cruise security team proves to be utterly incompetent. Stranded in the middle of the Atlantic with no help in sight, Pip realizes if anyone’s going to solve the case, it’ll have to be her. And so, with her friend and ally Nash, the dreamy Western author who’s just as rugged as the cowboys he writes about, she puts her amateur sleuthing skills to the test.

As Pip and Nash navigate an ocean of secrets, shocking twists, and one too many red herrings, she’ll have to decide whether she’s meant to stay behind the scenes–or finally step into the spotlight . . . and maybe, just maybe, find love along the way.

In the world of mystery and love, sometimes you have to risk going overboard to find the truth.

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Failure to Match

Failure to Match by Kyra Parsi is 99c at Amazon! This is the second book in the Bad Billionaire Bosses series. The heroine is a matchmaker living with the hero to help find him a match.

He’s the arrogant, grumpy billionaire bane of my existence… and now I’m his full-time, live-in dating coach.

I’ve never failed to match a client—until him.

Jackson Sinclair has dragged me through eight months of matchmaking hell, and I have the carnage of broken hearts to prove it.

But I refuse to get fired from my dream job because of some infuriatingly gorgeous billionaire and his absurd criteria for a wife.

The plan is simple.
All I have to do is infiltrate his penthouse, pretend to be his blind date, and figure out what the actual f*ck his actual f*cking problem is.
It’ll be fine. He doesn’t know what I look like.

Except I nearly drown in Satan-clair’s massive pool, he figures out who I am, and now I’m forcibly glued to his side for the next 30 days.

It’s a nightmare, until it’s not.
I hate him, until I discover everything he’s been hiding.
We fight, until the tension boils over into sizzling temptation.

Jackson Sinclair may not believe in soulmates, and he may not believe in love, but little does he know, he’s finally met his match…

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This HaBO comes from Chioma, who wants to find this romance:

I read this African-American romance novel as a kid, and I am trying to find the title and author. It was likely published between 1995 and 2005. It is a standalone book set in the USA, and the cover was definitely an illustrated style—not a real photo. I vaguely remember it having a rose on it, but I could be wrong about that part.

The story opens with the biracial female lead bathing and grooming herself for a date. The book describes her braids and the yellow jumpsuit she was planning to wear. They hit it off immediately on that first date—they don’t work together, and they were never enemies. Even though she normally doesn’t do things like this, they end up having sex on his carpet that same night. Both main characters are Black, in their 30s, and have strong careers. The female lead (whose mom is black and dad is white) is a successful black woman. The male lead—whose name might be Richard or something similar—is a successful black man (he is definitely not a billionaire). I also remember the male lead has a white best friend, or his best friend married a white woman.

The female lead has a very specific family backstory. Her parents were activists during the “afros and fists pumping” era; her mother was a Black activist advocating Black rights, and her father was a white activist who joined her. Because of this, she didn’t grow up with them. Actually, they died. She was raised by her grandmother in her hometown. She has a gay uncle, a female best friend, and a family full of nosy aunts and cousins. At some point in the story, her grandmother passes away.

The major plot revolves around the male lead building a house completely from the ground up. Knowing her professional expertise, he asks her to decorate the house under the guise that it is for a secret “client.” She even visits the house while it is being built, completely unaware that it is actually for her. In the end, they get married and move into the home he built and she designed.

These are the details I remember, because I read it as a young girl (I snuck, but I am an adult now lol). Please help me. I have searched for years and I want to read it again. Thank you.

I know we can find this one!

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Happy Tuesday!

Have I mentioned yet how busy April is for releases? This week, there’s horror, fantasy romance, mafia romance, and more on our TBR piles.

What releases are you excited for? Let us know in the comments!

The Auction

The Auction by Sadie Kincaid

Author: Sadie Kincaid
Released: April 14, 2026 by MIRA
Genre: ,
Series: Wages of Sin #1

The queen of dark mafia romance, Sadie Kincaid, begins her new explosively sexy Wages of Sin series with The Auction. Beauty and the Beast meets organized crime in this tense slow-burn romance with scorching spice, thrilling suspense, and life-altering secrets. 

I was trained to be a pawn, but I will rise as a queen.

My life has never been my own. After the death of my parents, I was saved by my grandfather, with the promise that he would turn me over to the Brotherhood on my twenty-first birthday.

I was kept away from the outside world so I could one day be sold to the highest bidder—pure and unsullied. Penance for my parents’ alleged crimes.

That’s how I come to be sold at an auction.

And who buys me but the reclusive billionaire, Lincoln Knight?

Some say that he’s a monster, more dangerous than any of the evil men from the Brotherhood. That he wears a mask to cover his scars. But I believe he’s hiding more than just his face behind his mask.

My fate is sealed when he takes me to his crumbling mansion deep in the woods. I’m trapped. Entirely at his mercy.

I have to escape.

But something here isn’t what it seems.

Lincoln isn’t what he seems. Maybe he’s not a monster at all. I’m drawn to him in a way that I can’t explain. Until I discover that his secrets go far beyond his mask.

He’s everything I’ve been taught to fear, but what if everything I’ve ever known has been a lie?

Amanda: Auction plots are kind of my catnip.

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Cherry Baby

Cherry Baby by Rainbow Rowell

Author: Rainbow Rowell
Released: April 14, 2026 by William Morrow
Genre: ,

#1 New York Times bestselling author Rainbow Rowell returns with a breathtakingly honest novel about art and sex and forgiveness—and how imperfectly we fall in love. 

Everybody knows that Cherry’s husband, Tom, is in Hollywood making a movie…

Almost nobody knows that he isn’t coming home.

Tom is the creator of Thursday—a semi-autobiographical webcomic, turned bestselling graphic novel, turned international phenomenon.

Semi-autobiographical. That means there’s a character in this movie based on Cherry… “Baby.”

Wide-hipped, heavy-chested, double-chinned Baby.

Cherry never wanted this. No fat girl wants to see herself caricatured on the pagelet alone on the big screen. But there’s no getting away from it. Baby looks so much like Cherry that strangers recognize her at the grocery store.

While her soon-to-be ex-husband is in Los Angeles getting rich and famous and being the Internet’s latest boyfriend, Cherry is stuck in Omaha taking care of the dog he always wanted and the house they were going to raise a family in…and wondering who she’s supposed to be without him.

Cherry had promised to love Tom through thick and thin.

She’d meant it.

One night, Cherry decides to leave all her problems, including Tom’s overgrown puppy, at home. She ventures out to see her favorite band play her favorite album…and someone recognizes her from across the room.

Russ Sutton knew Cherry when she was a young art student with a fondness for pin-up dresses and patent leather heels. Before Tom.

Russ knows Cherry. He likes Cherry.

And best of all…he’s never heard of Thursday.

Cherry Baby is Rainbow Rowell’s richest, most ambitious—sexiest—novel yet. Told with deep tenderness and shot through with Rowell’s signature wit—this is a second-chance romance for grown-ups. For people who understand how rare it is to get even one chance at love, and how impossible it can feel to make it work.

New Rainbow Rowell coming out!

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Deathly Fates

Deathly Fates by Tesia Tsai

Author: Tesia Tsai
Released: April 14, 2026 by Wednesday Books
Genre: , ,

A sweeping debut inspired by the Chinese folk practice of necromancy, Deathly Fates is perfect for fans of Descendant of the Crane, The Bone Shard Daughter, and A Magic Steeped in Poison.

As a priestess paid to guide the deceased home, Kang Siying has never feared death. However, when her beloved father collapses, Siying realizes that even she is not free from the cruel grasp of mortality. Desperate to provide her father with the medical aid he needs, Siying accepts a dangerous job that promises a generous commission, and travels to a hostile state to retrieve the corpse of a missing prince.

But the moment Siying places her reanimation talisman on the dead prince’s head, rather than make the corpse obedient to Siying’s commands, the talisman brings the prince back to life. Worse, he won’t stay alive for long—not unless he absorbs enough qi, or life force, to keep his soul anchored to his body.

In return for a reward worth twice her original commission, Siying agrees to aid the frustratingly handsome prince in finding and purifying evil spirits for their qi. As they journey across the countryside, encountering vengeful ghosts and enemy spies alike, they gradually uncover dark secrets about the prince’s death—secrets that could endanger both Siying’s father and their entire kingdom.

Amanda: This sounds so good!

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Happy Ending

Happy Ending by Chloe Liese

Author: Chloe Liese
Released: April 14, 2026 by Gallery Books
Genre: ,

From USA TODAY bestselling author Chloe Liese, a clever and heartwarming rom-com that is perfect for fans of Christina Lauren and Annabel Monaghan about two best friends who must fake a relationship for their exes.

Thea and Alex have three things in common—they love food, they hate where they live, and they’re both divorced. Otherwise, they couldn’t be more different.

Thea’s never cooked a day in her life. Alex is a world-class chef. Alex resents feeling stuck in his hometown. Thea resents the town for not feeling more like home. Thea and her ex are in a contentious custody battle for their dog. Alex and his ex amicably coparent their daughter. Beyond a few friends in common, a couple small-world connections (welcome to life in a mid-size city), their lives look nothing alike. Fast forward two years, and they’re truly the best of friends. No one would ever know their friendship began as a lie…

Two years ago, their exes got together immediately following their divorces, and somehow, Thea and Alex found themselves spinning a spite-fueled story about being old friends and first loves. Two years later, what began as a ruse has grown into real friendship—just friendship, despite what friends and family seem to think. But when their exes invite them on a two-week, “two family” beach vacation—daughter and dog included—Alex and Thea start to wonder if this story they’ve spun might have gotten away from them, and if it’s led them to the last place they ever thought it a happy ending.

Community fave Chloe Liese has a new contemporary romance out. 

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Save the Date

Save the Date by Mallory Kass

Author: Mallory Kass
Released: April 14, 2026 by Atria Books
Genre: ,

A romantic comedy of manners about a lavish wedding weekend gone very, very wrong with the slow-burn romance of Emily Henry and the fizzy humor of Sophie Kinsella.

The Beautiful, seemingly carefree Marigold is tired of being treated like a shallow it-girl. That’s one of the many reasons she’s excited to marry Jonathan—the handsome, kind, respectable doctor of her dreams. So when a shocking secret from her past threatens to ruin her wedding, she’ll do anything to make it disappear…even if it means tracking down a man she vowed to avoid forever.

The Maid of As the bride’s best friend, all Natalie wants is for this wedding to go off without a hitch. There’s only one Natalie has secretly been in love with the groom since college. When Marigold disappears, Natalie is forced to ask whether she can keep burying her feelings for the sake of friendship…or if she’s ready to risk everything to pursue her own happy ending.

The Olivia has spent her life cleaning up Marigold’s messes. So she’s determined to keep the wedding on track for the sake of their mother, who’s battling cancer and longs for one last perfect weekend. But when Jonathan’s best man—a prickly academic with a heart of gold—ropes her into a fake dating scheme, sparks unexpectedly fly. Will Olivia sacrifice her own happiness again, or could this fake relationship turn into the truest choice she’s ever made?

Heartwarming, hilarious, and sparklingly romantic, Save the Date will have you cheering for love in all its messy, unexpected glory.

Dahlia: This delightful rom-com is really 3 in 1, with three different female MCs each narrating her own storyline in one interwoven wedding celebration. It’s funny, it’s charming, and Kass (who you might recognize from writing The 100 as Kass Morgan) deftly makes you root for all three.

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Stay for a Spell

Stay for a Spell by Amy Coombe

Author: Amy Coombe
Released: April 14, 2026 by Ace
Genre: , ,

A cursed princess must discover what her heart truly longs for in this charmingly cozy romantic fantasy for everyone who’s ever lost – or found – themselves in a bookshop.

Princess Tanadelle of the Widdenmar is disillusioned with life as a princess. She longs for real conversation, the chance to build a life of her own making, and uninterrupted reading time.

During a routine royal visit to the town of Little Pepperidge, Tandy’s dream comes true when she finds herself cursed to remain in a run-down bookshop until she unlocks her heart’s desire. Certain that someone will figure out how to break the curse eventually, and delighted by the prospect of an entire bookstore of her own, Tandy settles into life among the stacks. She finds it easy to exchange balls and endless state dinners for teetering piles of books and an irritatingly handsome pirate who seems bent on stealing her stock.

She even starts to believe she’s stumbled into her very own happily ever after.

There’s just one, minor as Tandy’s royal duties go unfulfilled, her frantic parents start sending princes to woo her, each one of them certain their kiss will break the curse. After all, what more could a princess want but a prince?

Amanda: The cover just looks so cozy.

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The Take

The Take by Kelly Yang

Author: Kelly Yang
Released: April 14, 2026 by Berkley
Genre:

A provocative, fast-paced novel about two creative women—a young writer fighting to be heard and an older producer clinging to relevancy—and the age reversal treatment that intertwines both of their lives…from the #1 New York Times bestselling author of the beloved Front Desk series

Would you sell your youth for $3 million?

Maggie Wang, a broke young Asian American writer, needs a lifeline. Ingrid Parker, a veteran white Hollywood producer with her career on the edge, offers an irresistible $3 million for ten experimental medical sessions to reverse her aging, using Maggie as a transfusion partner, and mentorship.

For Ingrid, it’s a chance to reboot her fading career. For Maggie, it’s access and freedom—money to support her parents and the connections to finally get her novel published.

What starts as a professional transaction exchanging blood quickly becomes a complex psychological dance. As Maggie gains unprecedented access to Ingrid’s hard-earned wisdom, Ingrid sees in Maggie a weapon against an industry that’s been trying to sideline her.

As their relationship intensifies, the rules around aging begin to shift. So does the balance of power between the two women, leaving both questioning who holds the upper hand and what they’re willing to sacrifice to succeed.

Sharp, timely, and utterly compelling, The Take is perfect for readers of Yellowface and Such a Fun Age—a searing portrait of two women fighting to rewrite their story.

Amanda: Had a friend recommend this to me and told me it’s a better version of The Substance.

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Books as Luxury Items

Apr. 13th, 2026 09:00 am
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I love the podcast Mess World, which is a collaboration between Emily Kirkpatrick, who writes I Heart Mess, a newsletter about the worst of celebrity fashion, and Jessica DeFino, who writes Flesh World, which is about the beauty industry. Both take very close and critical looks at fashion and beauty, two subjects that are typically dismissed as unimportant – similar to romance fiction, so you can see why their work is my jam, my coulis, etc.

In recent months, they’ve discussed how anxieties and fraught topics in culture appear in fashion and beauty spaces, often in hyperbolic fashion. One example: luxury brands creating accessories that looked like food, just as food prices began to climb.

Fashionphile wrote about “The Delicious Convergence of Food & Fashion” highlighting food-inspired couture from Fendi, Louis Vuitton, Balenciaga, and Bottega Veneta.

Sydney Gore at Coveteur wrote about “The Great Foodification of Fashion & Decor,” highlighting how food trends during the pandemic led to food trends in high end fashion and home design.

Anna Haines covered this trend for Forbes in 2024’s “Behind the Latest Accessory Trend: Food Handbags,” examining the handbags that looked like hot dogs, pizzas, bags of chips.

Among her examples: Nik Bentel Studio had a purse that looks like a box of De Cecco or Barilla pasta, though it is listed on their website as “Ceased and Desisted.” The featued purse image from Forbes is on the right.

My suspicion is that the first design looked like Barilla, who sent them a C&D, and then a new design came out – as announced on the Bentel Instagram, though I may have my timeline incorrect.

A promo image of the original Bentel Studio bag, which looked a lot like De Cecco Pasta. A screenshot of the Bentel website showing a blurry image of a pasta box purse with the words "ceased and desisted" on top

 


I also want to share this $950+ Strawberry Cake Bag from Tal Maslavi, which is the entire “Is it Cake?” trend rendered in luxury leather:

A black leather handbag with a trapezoidal shape and a short handle, with a corner cut out that looks like vanilla cake and strawberry icing

And of course, where luxury couture brands go, trends and other retailers follow. Pasta jewelry anyone?

A screenshot of the Google shopping panel showing different gold necklaces shaped like pieces of pasta for sale between $50-200

While the coverage highlighted the kitsch and the scarcity of some of the luxury bags, they didn’t really delve into the “why.” Why are food products – inexpensive ones at that – becoming luxury items?

Emily Kirkpatrick and Jess DeFino have explored this on and off in their show, but their theory, as I said, is that scarcity of necessities makes them into luxuries, and luxury brands are capitalizing on that scarcity through their designs.

Grace Snelling touched on this luxury motif for FastCompany in March 2025: “How Produce Became the Hot New Celebrity Status Symbol.” The article highlights the work of @KFesteryga whose tagline on TikTok is “Just a girl talking about food being positioned as a status symbol.”

High inflation, rising gas prices, and stagnant employment have only worsened a situation where food staples like produce, pasta, and cake are now indicators of wealth, and are being transformed into luxury accessories.

I think something similar is happening with books, and I don’t just mean special editions.

I think in order to get where I’m trying to go with this rumination (hop on board my train of thought! There are snacks in the cubbies and it’s a smooth-ish ride) I need to explain briefly something else I’ve been thinking about nonstop for probably two years now: the difference between reading as a hobby/activity, and reading as an aesthetic.

Reading as a hobby is pretty straightforward. You’re familiar with the concept here, I am sure! Acquire books, read them, maybe talk about them, maybe review them, but some time in the day or week is for reading. It’s a dedicated activity for many of us.

Reading as an aesthetic is slightly different: it’s the process of making visible the idea of “being a reader.” This aesthetic is most visible on Instagram and TikTok because it’s part of book influencing: artistically arranged shelves in the background, sometimes organized by color. Special editions, spredges, accessories that accentuate or support reading, showcases of print books with annotations and post its sticking out all over: these are all visual markers of Being a Reader.

This phenomenon is most visible on image-based social media because that’s kind of what image-based social media is for, I think: the performance of aesthetic as identity. It is the set dressing of performing Being a Reader.

None of this is bad, or shameful, to be clear. I don’t engage much with the aesthetic element because I’m not great at it, and also I’m at an age where I want less stuff, not more. That said, I look at countless versions of the reader aesthetic daily when I look at social media. It’s pervasive and it’s popular. It’s aspirational content that feels within reach of the average consumer.

Sort of.

One element that I can’t understate: the visual aesthetic of Being a Reader involves resources. Wealth. It’s as much about performing an identity for visual consumption as it is a display of books as commodities. Whether they’re expensive, rare, or just en masse a visual representation of a very healthy book budget, there is often an element of wealth in this aesthetic.

Which brings me to my entire point (only 800 words in! Go me!):

Books are becoming luxury items, which I believe reveals a cultural anxiety about reading.

(Justifiably so.)

Let’s take a look at some of the visuals I found that support this theory.

Dior has an entire Book Cover line, featuring images of Ulysses, In Cold Blood, Dracula, and others. There are $3600 bags, $1000 tshirts, and $2000 sweatshirts.

A rectangular yellow blanket with the words DRACULA by Bram Stoker at the top in red, with a red line frame and the word Dior at the bottom.

A Dior Dracula blanket: $10,500.

Embroidered Hooded Sweatshirt? That’ll be $2000.00.

A yellow cotton sweatshirt with the words DRACULA by Bram Stoker at the top of a rectangular red line, with Dior at the bottom

The Dior book bag is a rather popular luxury item if reproduction communities online are any indication, and the 2026 Fall collection includes:

A pink woven tote with Choderlos de Laclos, Les Liaisons Dangereuses embroidered in green on pink, with Dior at the bottomMedium Dior Book Tote, Les Liaisons Dangereuses, $3600.00

The newest Dior Book Totes include book themed editions such as A Clockwork Orange ($3900) or Madame Bovary ($3300), amid the other embroidered floral patterns. The Book Cover collection includes jackets, tshirts, scarves, totes, cropped tees, and short sleeved sweaters ranging in price from $250-$11,000.

Children’s books are also part of this collection: Macaulay Culkin was recently photographed wearing the Dior The Very Hungry Caterpillar sweatshirt, all part of the Fall 2026 collection designed by Jonathan Anderson. (I’m pretty sure the image is licensed so I don’t think I can use it, but that’s a Reddit link with multiple shots – his nail polish is terrific.)

Anderson also posted a picture of the Caterpillar bag on his Instagram, which quickly made its way to r/handbags: 

A white woven book tote with leather handles and the cover of Eric Carle's The Very Hungry Caterpillar on the side

This is not the first children’s nostalgia collab for a fashion brand and will definitely not be the last. Nostalgia sells.

Gucci has collaborated with Disney; Fendi has a Pokemon collection, with some items priced at $2800 on Poshmark. A collaboration between Nostalgia and Luxury is like printing money at this point.

But the book aspect is what I’m thinking about nonstop.

In 2025, Prada partnered with author Ottessa Moshvegh to create unique characters for a luxury fashion campaign starring Carey Mulligan, and a bound limited edition of new stories by Moshvegh were sold in stores.

MiuMiu staged a Summer Reads popup in cities such as London, Paris, and Seoul in 2025, where shoppers could receive a free copy of one of three books, including Persuasion by Jane Austen, A Woman by Sibilla Aleramo, and Forbidden Notebook by Alba de Céspedes.

Petra Viekkola wrote about this phenomenon in July 2025 in “Books Are the New Luxury – And Everyone Wants a Taste.”

The latest: Coach book charms, produced in partnership with Penguin Random House.

A dark blue leather and canvas edition of Sense and Sensibility by Jane AUsten with a pink and yellow floral illustration on the front, suspended by a brass hook clasp with a Coach tag

A book charm of Friday I'm in Love by Camryn Garrett, featuring a Black woman in a rainbow tiered dress with her hair blowing forward, her hands on her hips, and a big smile on her face. The book is bound in blue leather with a brass clip with a Coach tag

The book charm titles I’ve seen mentioned online include:

They’re small, too: they measure 4.25″ by 3″ (10.8cm x 7.5cm) and weigh about 4 ounces (113g).

And, yes, they’re readable. They’re full copies of books, meant to dangle from a purse.

Aside: the book charms are also an example of a luxury brand following an Etsy/small business success: miniaturizing books into accessories has been a product line for a long time. Earrings, tree ornaments, miniature bookshelves – you’ve probably seen them.

The difference now is the branding and price point. The Coach book charms retail for about $100, but they’re sold out*, available on secondhand retailers like Mercari and Poshmark for $200-400.

*Small correction: they were sold out, then I went to look at all the titles to be sure I had them listed correctly and some were available. When I refreshed the page, they were sold out again.

The Coach book charms got quite a bit of coverage. NBC News framed it as “Reading is so trendy now that Coach is making book charms.” (And in a related article, NBC News covered the ‘performative reading’ trend.)

This is another commodification of books into accessories while also rendering them mostly unfit for either purpose. Yes, they’re actual books, but they’re rather small. And yes, they’re accessories for a purse, but they’re also delicate – because they’re paper. God forbid it rains on a book charm. Books as designer trinkets are not necessarily made for reading: though they’re books, they’re awfully impractical for an analog reading experience.

While Coach isn’t a luxury brand on par with Dior or Fendi, it’s typically described as “accessible” or “affordable luxury.” So I think the book charms are also a signal of wealth as much as five shelves of special edition books: I can spend money to hang a miniature Coach book off my bag. It proclaims “Being a Reader” with a single object.

Deploying books as wealth indicators is not a new practice, to be clear. Buying matched sets of leather bound books which will never be read solely to decorate a room was and is a common practice. In previous eras, it was a signal of wealth just to have books, and part of the set dressing of affluence that of course you could read them. If you wanted.

I’m reading (har har) this situation very differently: the act of reading itself is becoming a luxury.

It is a vast privilege to say “I can read.”

I have time to read and not focus on anything else.

I have the time and the money to read for pleasure.

I don’t have to wait for limited access to a copy from a library whose budget is stretched to the breaking point. I own this book.

All of that is akin to luxury right now.

As Viekkola wrote on her Substank post,

Reading now signals sophistication, introspection, and cultural capital. It represents attention in an age of distraction. Focus, taste, time: these qualities have become aspirational. And brands have noticed. For them, books aren’t just content. They’re a positioning tool, a way to express values without a noisy and worn-out slogan.

So in that context, Luxury Book Products like $2000 sweatshirts and $100 limited edition book trinkets make perfect sense. Terrible, perfect sense. But I maintain: it’s more than just branding and content. There’s a narrative within the item itself.

Book Luxury signals exclusivity, wealth, and leisure, and, more importantly in my perspective, highlights the tension and anxiety about literacy and book access.

Who can read?

Who has access to books?

Who has time and money – and who does not? (Who can focus on a book through the current era?!)

If reading is a powerful aesthetic (which it is) it follows that books become trinkets, pieces of clothing, and personal emblems of that aesthetic, and in doing so, highlights the tension over reading itself.

Reading was and is a powerful equalizer: one obvious example was that it was illegal to teach enslaved people to read. Now, we have multiple legislative and marketplace attacks that are reducing equal access to books.

We have declining literacy rates per the National Literacy Institute (TW for Dr. Phil on their website, ew), and we have less media literacy while I’m on the subject.

We have book banning bills in Congress. We have nonstop challenges to books in libraries and to libraries themselves, and political and physical threats made against librarians. Tennessee Library Director Luanne James was fired for refusing to comply with an order demanding LGBTQIA+ books be moved from the children’s section to the adult stacks. Libraries are closing, or reducing their hours – my local libraries are now closed on Sundays, which SUCKS.

And, of course, the mass market paperback, one of the most successful technologies to boost literacy, is mostly dead in part because it’s too expensive to produce, ship, and sell them. Without the lower price point of mass market, books are collectively more expensive. Publishers are laying off people; lines for middle grade and children such as Dial Books for Young Readers are being shuttered. We have more AI slop and AI-written books masquerading as human art.

It ain’t great in book land.

The act of reading is under attack and books as expensive accessories are an emblem of that. Just as the rising prices of basic staple foods led to expensive food couture, the union of luxury brands and books are a representation of social anxiety about reading. The use of children’s book titles like The Very Hungry Caterpillar underscore that access to books for young people is in danger.

Which is why all the luxury book accessories unsettle me: books being co-opted into luxury accessories not only point to scarcity and wealth (hoarding) but, to me, reveal the dangers facing literacy and book access in the US.

If food couture is a wealth signal that reveals anxiety about access to food, I read these new book accessories similarly: they’re a wealth signal that reveals the increasing fragility of literacy and book access for children and adults.

So while they’re cute, and colorful, and extremely adorable, the reveal of the Coach book charms and the Dior book line had me sitting back in my chair, thinking, “That’s not good.”

And listen, if you wanted one, or you bought one, I don’t blame you. They’re beautiful!

Alas, I can’t stop my brain from thinking, “Ok, but why?” And the answer I’ve come up with feels ominous and chilling.

What do you think? Have you noticed books or reading positioned as a luxury or luxury aesthetic? 

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Unveiled Desires by J. Wine. A man on a motorcycle. He has on sunglasses. His leather jacket is open reveal a bare chest. His head however looks photoshopped on as it sits low on the neck.

From M: Another cut and paste disaster. This guy’s head is not only too small for the rest of him, but someone removed his neck. And what the heck are those red circles? Leftover Christmas ornaments?

Sarah: I need the Harley community to weigh in on giant red jingleballs on your handlebars. Seems…unwise.

And I cannot stop laughing at this poor man’s pasted on head. My God the indignity. His unveiled desire is to have his own neck.

Amanda: His head looks like it’s going to bobble right off.

Asterion by Alessa Thorn. A shirtless man with the figure of a dorito (wide shoulders and narrow hips) is tied up by Wonder Woman's lasso of truth. He looks grumpy with a bushy beard and long stringy hair flopped over to one side.

From Elizabeth S: I don’t even know what all crazy is going on here.

Sarah: Setting aside the completely distracting Y shaped torso, did Wonder Woman get him? Is that the lasso of truth? What do you think this guy is confessing to, dedicated steroid regiment? Stealing conditioner?

Claudia: Wow. Gym-rat Jesus!

Sarah: The lat bar is his shepherd? He shall not skip leg day?

Amanda: This man feels very familiar to me. We may have snarked his image before.

Reign by Roxie Noir. A photograph cover of a man in a white dress shirt with a suit jacket over his shoulder. He has a drawn on crown in white chalk on his head.

Sarah: This is giving me Perez Hilton vibes and never in a good way.

Elyse: I was going with the little crown kids get at Burger King

Amanda: I feel like this has a new illustrated cover. I recently featured it on the After Dark sales.

Sarah: At least on this one, I can read the Wine Mom Font correctly.

Fallen Willow by Roxanne Tully. An illustrated cover designed to look like dot printed comics. A man in a cowboy hat and white tee embraces a redhead in a green shirt. She's holding up her hand to what I assume is to stroke his cheek.

Elyse: “Smell my finger.”

Sarah: Nooooooo

Amanda: Welp, now that’s all I can think about.

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Welcome back!

Surprisingly, there’s only one non-fiction title in today’s bunch. There’s also some horror, a retelling, and a new release that harkens back to some animated movie nostalgia.

Want to share any good recommendations? Let us know in the comments!

Chain of Ideas

Ibram X. Kendi’s non-fiction is always top tier. His latest release dives deep into “replacement theory.”

The National Book Award–winning author of Stamped from the Beginning charts how “great replacement theory” has become a dominant political idea of our time and ushered in an antidemocratic age.

Recall the words chanted in Charlottesville, “You will not replace us!” Recall the string of mass shooters across the globe—in Oslo, Christchurch, Buffalo, El Paso, and Pittsburgh—who claimed their crimes were a defense against “White genocide.” Recall business and media figures cultivating anxiety and furor over demographic change. These incidents only scratch the Popular and ruling politicians in every region of the world have expressed some version of great replacement theory, eroding democratic norms in the name of preventing demographic change.

The term was coined in 2011 by a French novelist who argued that Black and Brown immigrants were “invading” Europe, brought by shadowy elites to “replace” the White population. From there, politicians and theorists in the United States and elsewhere repackaged it as a story of “globalists” welcoming “migrant criminals” and promoting diversity to take away the jobs, cultures, electoral power, and very lives of White people. Over time, great replacement theory has expanded those under threat to include citizens, men, Jews, Christians, heterosexuals, and ethnic majorities in countries as distinct as Russia, El Salvador, Brazil, Italy, and India, all targeted with the message that they are facing an existential attack that only a strongman can prevent.

In Chain of Ideas, internationally bestselling author Ibram X. Kendi offers an unsettling but indispensable global history of how great replacement theory brought humanity into this authoritarian age—and how we can free ourselves from it.

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Grendel & Beowulf

Author Amanda Bouchet mentioned this in a recent newsletter! It’s part of an urban fantasy/fantasy romance series that takes inspiration from classic tales. It’s free right now (hopefully still is!).

Once upon a time, in our ordinary world, there was a grandmother.

She died.

She was reborn as a Vampire in a world of Magick.

The grandmother de-aged. Her ailments healed, her body became strong, and her wrinkles faded.

Her wisdom, however, did not diminish. She knew monsters need monstrous names so they never forget the monsters they are.

She named herself Grendel, after the medieval haunter of borderlands and drinker of warriors’ blood, slain by the hero Beowulf.

The name seems appropriate. Grendel the Grandmother haunts the borderlands and drinks the blood of (mostly) evil warriors.

But in a Magickal world, names don’t just have meanings, they are prophecies.

And a new hero is rising. He has been molded since birth to fight evil, and been given the tools and skills to vanquish the most insidious evil of all: Vampires.

His name is Beowulf, and he’s coming for Grendel.

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The Infinite Sadness of Small Appliances

The Brave Little Toaster was one of my favorite films growing up so this one really piqued by interest.

In a near future, where even the smallest of appliances are sentient, a young Roomba vacuum sets out to save the humans of her house from a rising technological power in this compelling, original novel.

In a self-running, smart house, a young and sentient Roomba listens as her owner, Harold, reads aloud to his dying wife, Edie. Mesmerized by To Kill a Mockingbird and craving the human connection she witnesses in Harold’s stories, the little vacuum renames herself Scout and embarks on a journey of self-discovery.

But when Edie passes away, Scout and her fellow sentient appliances discover that there are sinister forces in their midst. The omnipresent Grid, which monitors every household in the City, seeks to remove Harold from his home, a place he’s lived in for fifty years.

With the help of Adrian, a neighborhood boy who grows close to Scout and Harold, as well as Kate, Harold and Edie’s formerly estranged daughter, the humans and the appliances must come together to outwit the all-controlling Grid lest they risk losing everything they hold dear.

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Trad Wife

After Sarah’s podcast with Fortesa Latifi, Clay in the Patreon Discord mentioned this horror novel where the main character views having a child as producing a social media asset.

A “traditional wife” influencer allows a demonic creature to impregnate her in this unnerving horror novel, perfect for fans of Nightbitch and Mary, from the author of Serial Killer Support Group.

Every #tradwife needs a baby. She’ll get one at any cost.

When Camille Deming isn’t cooking, cleaning, or homesteading in her picture-perfect country farmhouse, she’s posting about her tradwife lifestyle for her online followers. She takes inspiration from other tradwives on social media, aspiring to be like them, but Camille’s missing a key component: a baby. And contrary to what she posts online, things with her husband Graham have been strained. Pressured by her eager followers, Camille fears that without a baby, her relationship will suffer and her social media will never grow out of its infancy.

When Camille discovers a mysterious, decrepit well in the wheatfield behind her house, she makes a wish for a baby. Afterwards, she has unsettling experiences that she convinces herself are angelic in nature, and when she’s visited one night by a strange creature, her wish comes true.

Camille’s pregnancy announcement gets more engagement than anything she’s ever posted—so what if Graham’s reaction is lukewarm? Camille’s life is finally falling into place. Never mind that her pregnancy is developing freakishly rapidly and she’s suddenly craving raw meat. Being a traditional wife is worth it.

Rosemary’s Baby for the digital age, this disturbing horror novel is one you’ll want to devour in just one bite.

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The case of the missing notifications

Apr. 11th, 2026 11:58 pm
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I keep forgetting to post about this: we've been troubleshooting the "missing notifications" problem for the past few days. (Well, I say "we", really I mean Mark and Robby; I'm just the amanuensis.) It's been one of those annoying loops of "find a logical explanation for what could be causing the problem, fix that thing, observe that the problem gets better for some people but doesn't go away completely, go back to step one and start again", sigh.

Mark is hauling out the heavy debugging ordinance to try to find the root cause. Once he's done building all the extra logging tools he needs, he'll comment to this entry. After he does, if you find a comment that should have gone to your inbox and sent an email notification but didn't, leave him a link to the comment that should have sent the notification, as long as the comment itself was made after Mark says he's collecting them. (I'd wait and post this after he gets the debug code in but I need to go to sleep and he's not sure how long it will take!)

We're sorry about the hassle! Irregular/sporadic issues like this are really hard to troubleshoot because it's impossible to know if they're fixed or if they're just not happening while you're looking. With luck, this will give us enough information to figure out the root cause for real this time.

Whatcha Reading? April 2026, Part One

Apr. 11th, 2026 07:00 am
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Cozy seat in beautiful backyard flower gardenHey there! It’s April! Here’s what we’re reading right now:

Carrie: I’m reading Call Me Traitor by Everina Maxwell ( A | BN | K | AB ) – it is SO GOOD.

Lara: I’m reading Thistlemarsh by Moorea Corrigan. ( A | BN | K | AB ) There is a teeny tiny niche of ‘Fae’ books that I enjoy and I think this book might fall into that niche! So far the writing is just excellent. There’ll be a full review around publication date.

Elyse: I’m reading Thistlemarch too!

Amanda: I’m between books right now. My latest game board prompt is to read a fantasy or sci-fi romance, so I’m exploring my options and having some trouble nailing things down. I’ve started and stopped a couple things so far.

The Lady and the Orc
A | BN
I’m sticking with The Lady and the Orc by Finley Fenn. Was certainly not aware there’s a breeding kink thing going on, but alas.

It gives me Radiance by Grace Draven vibes but darker. There isn’t a mutual attraction at first and there are lots of cultural miscommunications. The conflict is very circular though and I have a feeling it’s going to be a book that could have been shorter.

Sarah: “I’m sticking with the Orc” makes me think of the old bumperstickers for Piggly Wiggly that read I’m Stickin’ with the Pig. Also hi from the non sequitur department.

I’m reading The Last Lady B ( A | BN | K | AB ) and I am honestly not sure what to make of it.

Susan: I’m reading the first volume of The Fiancée Chosen By The Ring, ( A | BN | K | AB ) where the inciting incident is the love interest telling his sister he was going to yeet a ring into the crowd and marry the lady it ended up with. He then nails the protagonist right between the eyes with it.

Beguiling the Beauty
A | BN | K | AB
Lara: I want to add that for the long weekend we just had, I undertook an excellent reading project: I read the Fitzhugh Trilogy by Sherry Thomas in one go. No blurbs, no pauses. It read like a family saga with all three stories intertwined and I had an absolutely marvellous time! Highly recommend!

Claudia: It’s so good…

Shana: I’m reading Rivers of London by Ben Aaronovitch. ( A | BN | K | G | AB )

Sarah: I love that series, so, so much. The audiobooks are narrated by Kobna Holdbrook-Smith and they are exquisite.

Whatcha reading? Let us know in the comments!

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Enemies to Lovers
A | BN | K | AB
My guest this week is podcast community favorite Alisha Rai! We start off catching up on our history of podcasting together, our life changes, and the challenges of making children wear coats.

Then it’s enemies to lovers time! Her new book, Enemies to Lovers is out now, and we both brought the good trowels. We dig into the trope to examine how it works, what the essential elements are, and what can easily go wrong. Along the way we touch on:

  • How much we miss buddy road trip comedies
  • The weight of being an elder daughter
  • And her perspective on the threat of AI to authors

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The Midnight Show

by Lee Kelly
April 7, 2026 · Crown
Historical: OtherLGBTQIALiterary FictionMystery/Thriller

The Midnight Show is a ridiculously immersive and compelling celebrity mystery told through interview transcripts, email messages, texts, and articles as a Rolling Stone journalist and sketch comedy fan researches and compiles a history of a late-night program clearly based on SNL. The journalist, Madeline, interviews all the original surviving cast members, and is attempting to both investigate the history of the first seasons and establish a timeline for the central mystery: what happened to Lillian Martin, the very young breakout star who disappeared 40 years prior.

This format where the reader is peeking into the foundational research for a magazine article gives the entire story a very dishy, gossipy, almost transgressive feel, which I really loved. All these private conversations, including portions both on the record and off, and I get to be an observing witness to them all? I’m so in. It was delightful.

It was also a little stressful. I got this warning from my fitness ring while I was sitting in a chair reading this book: 

An alert from Ringconn that reads: 3-28 4:30-5:00 pm: your stress level is 85! take a deep breath and relax!

Again, I was in a chair, legs up, reading The Midnight Show, and my stress level went up at some tense moments enough to get a warning from a device. I’m still laughing about this! The story isn’t scary, but it has the effect of a slow motion train wreck visible in the distance that is unstoppable as it approaches, and clearly I was emotionally connected to what was happening.

While it remains startling to me that a book set in the 80s is historical fiction, the extremely hard drugs, the decrepit grime of New York City, and the AIDS epidemic existing in some parallel world where people are dying by the dozens or more every day and no one is paying attention, form a backdrop that feels both distant, and immediately relevant.

Also immediate and relevant: the central themes of how women in comedy – in entertainment generally – are slotted into archetypes while their talents are mercilessly extracted, usually for the enrichment of the men around them, and then discarded. Shitty immature men blaming everyone around them for their problems and controlling anyone who threatens them are unfortunately perennial and not tied to one particular era.

To say this is a ‘character-driven’ novel is accurate, and kind of an understatement. Each character becomes distinct, even though I’m reading their interviews, or, essentially, monologues. Sometimes the transcripts are one entire conversation, and in other chapters, different transcripts are assembled together to give everyone’s take on a particular moment. Only a few times did I need to page backwards to remind myself who was talking; most of the time, I could tell instantly what perspective I was reading (often based on how much my stomach churned while reading their bullshit).

And of course everyone has a different, often contradictory take on the same moment. One character was constantly casting themselves as the victim, and waiting for their incipient martyrdom during their interviews was almost like playing BINGO: aaaaand…yup! There it is, poor thing, woe is you.

Other characters had a crackling energy brimming with the tension of desperately wanting to share every last sordid detail while holding themselves back from revealing too much. Some transcripts felt almost cathartic, as if the narrator was relieved: “Finally I get to tell the whole truth about these fuckos.” And some narrators are relentless in how they lie to protect themselves, blithely spewing falsehoods to prop up tired legends about themselves while refusing to give any credit to the women worked alongside them.

In the end, it’s mostly satisfying. I think the ambiguity around one piece of the story is a realistic choice, because no specific outcome would ever be satisfactory, and not knowing the particulars means I’m free to imagine the worst (which I did).

This is a book that’s broadly about celebrity and fame, about raw talent meeting unlimited resources, and most of all, about how terrible people weave mythologies around themselves to distract from their dreadful behavior and consolidate their power.

And specifically, it’s about a group of young, talented people who lived through an experience that made them extremely famous in an extremely short amount of time – another present and relevant aspect to the story. if you liked Daisy Jones and the Six, or if you like mysteries where the clefs are very roman, you’ll probably enjoy this as much as I did. Mind your stress levels.

 

The Name Game by Beth O’Leary

Apr. 8th, 2026 08:00 am
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The Name Game

by Beth O'Leary
April 7, 2026 · Berkley
Historical: OtherLiterary FictionMystery/Thriller

How I felt starting this book is very different to how I felt ending this book and also different to how I felt about 75% in. To explain this, I’m going to need to include spoilers (don’t worry, I’ll hide them behind spoiler tags).

On the tiny island of Ormer, there is a farm shop. Charlie Jones is offered a job as the new farm manager. On the allotted day, two Charlie Joneses show up to the confusion of absolutely everyone. A fellow Smart Bitch reviewer noped out at this point because she felt it was a flimsy premise and I totally get that. I might have noped out too except for two things: 1) the genuine befuddlement of the characters felt believable and 2) I was already obsessed with Charlie (see below).

To avoid confusion, folks in the novel call the heroine “Charlie” and the hero “Jones.” This is a novel built up of diary entries, emails to self and flashbacks. Both the diary entries (Charlie’s contribution) and the emails-to-self (Jones’ contribution) were wonderfully different in style: Charlie’s diary entries gave me the same feeling that Bridget Jones’ diary entries did when I read it decades ago. They were so raw and real and funny and insightful. It was easy, as a reader, to fall in love with Charlie. Jones was a slower burn for me. His messages were raw and real too, but I didn’t quite fall in love as quickly with him. I think it is because Jones had relatively more walls up. I got there in time though!

The two decide to share the job and the accommodation that comes with it. The accommodation is cosy, i.e. awkwardly small for two strangers to be sharing. Initially they don’t trust each other at all, but slowly they come to an accord. Charlie is trying desperately to make this a fresh start and Jones has no time for the artifice that Charlie is putting on in the process. He wants the real Charlie, the authentic one – the one that the reader gets from page one. Slowly, slowly they find ways to live and work together. It’s really lovely to read.

And if the story had continued in this vein, I think I’d be writing an altogether different review. Instead something happens. I’m going to hide everything about this behind a spoiler because there is no hint of it AT ALL until it happens.

I’m offering two levels of spoiler, here, mild and thorough. To give you an idea of what’s coming without revealing specifics:

Mild Spoiler

There is a MASSIVE twist.

Ok, seriously, there are massive spoilers here. If you’re curious about the book, I recommend stopping the review here and just diving in.

MAJOR SPOILER HERE

It turns out that both Charlie and Jones are impersonating a third person: the real Charlie Jones.

Charlie Jones (the real one) was married to a man named Berty for a long time and he left her because of her alcoholism. Charlie Jones enters a relationship with Oliver (whom we know as “Jones”) and after some bad stuff happens, Charlie Jones suggests that Oliver go in her place to Ormer and take up the job.

Unbeknownst to either of them, Charlie Jones’ friend Brianna tells her sister Aspen to impersonate Charlie Jones and take up the job. Aspen becomes the ‘Charlie’ we meet at the start of the novel. Aspen had been in a relationship with Berty prior to wanting to start a new life.

Like everyone else in the book, I felt lied to. For so long I had been building up a genuine liking for these characters only for things to be turned on their head. This is all because of the way the flashbacks were included throughout the story. There were a woman’s flashbacks and a man’s flashbacks. I assumed that these flashbacks belonged to Charlie/Aspen and Jones/Oliver and told the story of how they came to need to start a new life on Ormer. The events portrayed in the flashbacks didn’t relate closely to the little I knew about Charlie/Aspen and Jones/Oliver, but I figured we would reach a point when it would make sense to me. When the flashbacks referred to more recent times, I started to wonder how the two sets of stories (the diary entries and emails and the flashbacks) would connect. It was at that point that it was revealed that there was a third Charlie.

It took me a chapter or two to figure out what was going on and who everyone really was and how their paths intertwined. After I knew who was who, I still didn’t get back on board fully. The only way I can think to explain this is because I no longer trusted the book. It had led me one way (by implying that the flashbacks belonged to the same people that wrote the emails and diary entries) only to show that I’d been wrong all along trying to build a story from the pieces that were given to me. The characterisation I had built up through those flashbacks was yanked away from me. I felt a bit sad about it all, really, as I had grown fond of the pictures I’d built up of Charlie/Aspen and Jones/Oliver prior to the appearance of the real Charlie.

Usually a reveal that happens in the last quarter of a book will bring together disparate sections of the narrative that didn’t fit; in this case, the attempt was made, but I felt confused because they didn’t neatly fit together initially. It took a few chapters for me to put the pieces together. And more importantly for this review, I felt tricked, and very let down by the details that emerged. My feelings about Charlie/Aspen and Jones/Oliver were soured by their multiple deceptions. They weren’t just unreliable narrators, they were liars and I had been rooting for them all along. So not only was I confused by what was happening at the end, but I was upset and disappointed to realize that the characters I’d been enjoying were lying to everyone. I struggled to believe in a happily ever after for people who had been misleading one another and been so morally messy for 3/4ths of the story.

I fully acknowledge that this is not a normal response to a twist in a story. Usually they build excitement, not disappointment. So you might well experience this book very differently to me.

In a non-spoilery summary, it was one book that became an entirely different book and I didn’t make that jump with grace.

There is some really mature stuff about making peace with exes and past hurts from relationships which didn’t sit well with me. But I know for a fact that this is a ‘me’ problem as I cannot abide friendships with exes. I know for more fully self-actualised people, this particular aspect would probably be something that they really enjoy and appreciate.

In the end, The Name Game left me feeling a bit deflated, a bit defeated and a bit down. The HEA that comes didn’t quite bring back the warmth and affection I felt for Jones and Charlie. But I am so so curious if this would be the case for other readers. Do I still recommend The Name Game? Yes. It is really well-written, it’s engaging, and it’s easy to get lost in, but the way the story changes about 3/4 through? I don’t know. If you do read it, please report back in the comments.

This would make an EXCELLENT book club selection – so much to discuss and so many possible opinions to have!

Tarot After Dark: Sunshine and Rain

Apr. 8th, 2026 07:00 am
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An illustrated image of a desk space with a computer, stack of books, reading glasses, and a mug.Happy Wednesday!

It snowed yesterday in Massachusetts. It’s April! Come on! Will winter never free us from its chilly prison?!

Spring is suddenly getting busy over here. Anyone else already feeling overcommitted?

I’ve been loving little PJ sets lately. Does anyone have recommendations of places that are affordable and have fun prints/colors?

Sarah: I was a guest on I Couldn’t Throw It Out with Michael Small exploring his history as the author of Fabio’s People cover story, and ghostwrote Fabio’s memoir. The premise of the show is that Michael has a LOT of memorabilia from his career as a journalist, and each episode is a subject he’s covered.

Part of the episode is Michael playing clips of his five hours of interviews on cassette with Fabio for the People cover story.

It is WILD.

Thanks to Anne K. for letting us know that a queer-owned romance bookstore is coming to Pittsburgh!

E.C. Spurlock sent us this link. Ursula K. Le Guin’s blog is getting a podcast. The first episode is out today!

Tara linked this one in the SBTB slack. How far back can you understand English?

Don’t forget to share what cool or interesting things you’ve seen, read, or listened to this week! And if you have anything you think we’d like to post on a future Wednesday Links, send it my way!

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